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The Governor ya’ll
- what she says: i'm fine.
- what she means: i played 4 fuckin games thinking that by the end of it desmond miles would be this unstoppable badass assassin who would single handedly save the world and turn the tide against abstergo - i thought i would get an amazing modern game where we get to jump off skyscrapers and infiltrate businesses and government buildings in abstergo's pocket and walk around hacking computers and stabbing people and then taking a nap in the animus so we could play as anscestors but noooOOOOooooooOooOoO they had to go and fuckin kill him like i didn't just spend the last 4 games getting emotionally invested in a sarcastic piece of shit bartender i cAN'T BELI E VE
Shepard’s development
ME1: I’ll kick Sarens ass
ME2: Ill kick the collectors ass
ME3: I’ll kick the REAPERS ass
Citadel DLC: I’LL KICK MY OWN ASS
t'challa on cw: stoic, badass, everyone’s highness, plots sam’s death bc he asked if he liked cats
t'challa on bp: wears jesus’s sandals, is roasted by his 16yo sister, his ex, the general of his army and his own mother
So was no one ever gonna mention the fact that Chris Pine voices a Peter Parker in Into the Spider-Verse? Y’all really just let me walk into that movie with no idea Marvel had collected the fourth Chris?